Elflatulence

Elflatulence: 1. The fart of an elf. Unlike human gaseous
byproducts an elvish rip snorting "stinker" is
charachterized by a lofty and uplifting aroma in which the
scent of lilacs, honey, lavender and strawberries are
strong. Those humans who have been lucky enough to be
around an elf who passes wind have reported an experience
of intoxicating hallucinatory euphoria noted for its
extreme, though short lived, giddiness, akin to a good
whiff of nitrous oxide. 2. the terrible odor which comes
from the body of any Tolkien junky.