Words by Laura Berg

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• Cesarean Section
  the portion of the table at any social or professional event devoted solely to idiotic chatter about one's toddlers. As in, "My barren womb and I swiftly exited the Cesarean Section of the banquet the second I realized that my filthy child-molester-clown joke had not gone over as well with this audience as it had with Joe Paterno in 2002."
  11/17/11

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