The Dictionary (3,007 total words)

1. The staff have bigger things spelled with "m"s.
— Atlanta Poets Group
the act of making out using emoticons in emails or text
messages.
— Mike Ligon
opposed to television in any form
— Michael Helsem
restricted
— Michael Helsem
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not knowing when to stop when spelling the word banana
— Geof Huth
a process of painting with frosting, yielding qualities similar to
encaustic, discovered while fil...
— amy baylaurel casey
a college English instructor (possibly preciose) driven over the
edge by the solecisms of their st...
— Christopher Franke
TV addiction
— Michael Helsem
the condition of not wearing any underwear
— Danielle Chynoweth
plenty of money but no time to spend it.
— Michael Helsem
the resumption of a cycle after its interruption.
— Michael Helsem
e-o-plis-ton¥-gree
1. The spirit of invisibility & hunger who returns to those who
invoke the taste of the brain ...
— mIEKAL aND
The stress of reading one's email while being bombarded by spam.


— mIEKAL aND
È fÿn¥ s? p?r
A sublime internalized noise which constantly eludes its own
identification. It often comes from i...
— mIEKAL aND


— Carlo Pittore
when the epilog makes no sense.
— Eric Spears
The watching over of what is hidden
— Unknown Author
when your snake just won't get up.
— Deborah Rebisz
adj. 1. Impulsive in a quirky, sort of out-of-character way.
— Atlanta Poets Group
Derived from the words erotic and autobahn. Fairly self-
explanatory, "erotobahn" defines...
— Borcher
Sex-illness
— Unknown Author
To use the word phenomena when you actually mean phenomenon; to use criteria when you actually mean ...
— John Osman
combining many components into one unified thing
— Michael Helsem
"bruised blue and contused"
— Michael Helsem
v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
— anonymous
a fashion doll [garment doll]
— Jargonnaut
EH dik
having qualities
{This is the vaguest of adjectives, but still a useful one.}
— Geof Huth
In Babelian times, a portmanteau word for the expression "marbles
in your mouth" & &...
— mIEKAL aND
To steal from thieves.
— John Osman
yoo-kahee-ro'-pee-ah
Like its cousin myopia, eukairopia is a vision condition, but it is not a condition of the eyes. It ...
— Elwin Green